At Some Point in Life, Everyone Has Gambled on a Fart and Lost | Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.

A floral heirloom bearing the sort of hard-earned wisdom nobody asks to acquire. A thoughtful gift for the person who insists they have never made this particular miscalculation. They are lying.

A cautionary tale, now available in fine china.

Details

• Approximately 16 cm diameter
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only; not for eating from
• Hand wash only
• The exact plate pictured is the one you will receive

Vintage condition: This china had a life before its questionable new career. Age-related marks and small imperfections may be present; inspect the photographs for the precise condition of your new heirloom with terrible manners.