{"product_id":"crackpottery-plate-111","title":"If at first you don’t succeed it’s only attempted murder | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf at first you don’t succeed it’s only attempted murder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA relentlessly optimistic slogan for the true-crime enthusiast with an appreciation for dreadful wordplay. Victorian-style lettering and roses lend this terrible advice the appearance of something your grandmother might have embroidered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA joke, not a five-year plan.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVintage condition:\u003c\/em\u003e This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54767702671698,"sku":"Plate_111","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/Plate_111.jpg?v=1789750911","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-plate-111","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}