{"product_id":"crackpottery-plate-109","title":"It’s bath time darling fetch me my toaster | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt’s bath time darling fetch me my toaster\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA floral little monument to spectacularly bleak bathroom humour. The sort of thing that looks right at home beside fancy soaps until a guest reads it twice and quietly reconsiders your hospitality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDecorative dark humour only. Keep electrical appliances out of the bath.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVintage condition:\u003c\/em\u003e This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54767702540626,"sku":"Plate_109","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/Plate_109.jpg?v=1789750911","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-plate-109","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}