It’s bath time darling fetch me my toaster | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

It’s bath time darling fetch me my toaster

A floral little monument to spectacularly bleak bathroom humour. The sort of thing that looks right at home beside fancy soaps until a guest reads it twice and quietly reconsiders your hospitality.

Decorative dark humour only. Keep electrical appliances out of the bath.

Details: Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.

Vintage condition: This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.