{"product_id":"crackpottery-plate-108","title":"If you can’t kill them with kindness try poison | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you can’t kill them with kindness try poison\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn extremely unsuitable piece of motivational crockery, dressed in roses and presented with the confidence of an elderly relative offering unsolicited advice. For lovers of dark humour, not actual conflict resolution.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA decorative suggestion best left entirely on the plate.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVintage condition:\u003c\/em\u003e This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54767702376786,"sku":"Plate_108","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/Plate_108.jpg?v=1789750911","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-plate-108","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}