Vintage decorative plate reading If you can’t kill them with kindness try poison

If you can’t kill them with kindness try poison | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP
If you can’t kill them with kindness try poison | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

If you can’t kill them with kindness try poison | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP

If you can’t kill them with kindness try poison

An extremely unsuitable piece of motivational crockery, dressed in roses and presented with the confidence of an elderly relative offering unsolicited advice. For lovers of dark humour, not actual conflict resolution.

A decorative suggestion best left entirely on the plate.

Details: Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.

Vintage condition: This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With
Vintage decorative plate reading If you can’t kill them with kindness try poison
  • Vintage decorative plate reading If you can’t kill them with kindness try poison
  • Reverse of vintage plate
  • The Crackpottery plate packaging
  • Vintage decorative plate reading If you can’t kill them with kindness try poison
  • Reverse of vintage plate
  • The Crackpottery plate packaging
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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