Meats and cheeses always pleases | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
Meats and cheeses always pleases
A gloriously ornate declaration of devotion to the true foundations of hospitality: a board of cheese and an unreasonable quantity of cured meat. A gift for the host who considers a grazing platter a personality trait.
Fine dining, provided nobody touches the last bit of Brie.
Details: Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.