Get the tattoo, your family are already disappointed | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
Get the tattoo, your family are already disappointed
The same excellent life advice dressed up in a rather grand blue-and-gold border. For the collector who has stopped asking permission and started choosing where the next tattoo will fit.
A family heirloom with no intention of meeting family expectations.
Details: Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.