{"product_id":"crackpottery-plate-102","title":"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn antique-looking floral announcement that actions have consequences and apparently nobody thought to pack the lubricant. Give it to the friend who insists their terrible decisions are all part of the journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA lesson in cause and effect, with absolutely no cushioning.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVintage condition:\u003c\/em\u003e This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54767701688658,"sku":"Plate_102","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/Plate_102.jpg?v=1789750911","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-plate-102","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}