Once I learn how to argue without crying it’s over for you bitches | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

Once I learn how to argue without crying it’s over for you bitches

The tears are temporary. The meticulously rehearsed comeback is forever. A gold-trimmed warning for anyone who has ever thought of the perfect response three hours after an argument, usually while washing up.

For the emotionally articulate, eventually.

Details: Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.

Vintage condition: This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.