The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
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The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed
The same deeply educational warning, this time dressed in a different vintage floral outfit. A fitting award for the colleague who treats every obvious consequence as a shocking plot twist.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. It has earned the right to be a little imperfect.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.