{"product_id":"crackpottery-plate-080","title":"I Could Become a Better Person, But That Sounds Suspiciously Like Unpaid Work. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI Could Become a Better Person, But That Sounds Suspiciously Like Unpaid Work.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA picturesque cottage scene offers the perfect setting for refusing another unpaid personal-development project. Improvement is all very well, but who's covering the invoice?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVintage condition:\u003c\/em\u003e This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. Its manners, however, are entirely its own.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54767698936146,"sku":"Plate_080","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/Plate_080.jpg?v=1789750907","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-plate-080","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}