I Could Become a Better Person, But That Sounds Suspiciously Like Unpaid Work. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
I Could Become a Better Person, But That Sounds Suspiciously Like Unpaid Work.
A picturesque cottage scene offers the perfect setting for refusing another unpaid personal-development project. Improvement is all very well, but who's covering the invoice?
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. Its manners, however, are entirely its own.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.