{"product_id":"crackpottery-plate-042","title":"I Have Lowered My Expectations and Somehow Life Has Still Failed to Meet Them | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI Have Lowered My Expectations and Somehow Life Has Still Failed to Meet Them\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA beautifully decorated progress report from the Department of Diminishing Returns. You moved the bar to the floor and life arrived carrying a shovel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVintage condition:\u003c\/em\u003e This plate has enjoyed a previous life and may have small age-related marks. Its manners, however, are entirely its own.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54767681110354,"sku":"Plate_042","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/Plate_042.jpg?v=1789750908","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-plate-042","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}