{"product_id":"crackpottery-plate-036","title":"I'm Protecting My Peace These Days, Mainly by Declining Invitations and Pretending I Haven't Seen Messages. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm Protecting My Peace These Days, Mainly by Declining Invitations and Pretending I Haven't Seen Messages.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSelf-care for the socially depleted: fewer plans, fewer replies and absolutely no explanation for the three-week silence. An elegant floral tribute to the sacred art of staying home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVintage disclaimer:\u003c\/em\u003e This is genuine vintage china, so small signs of its previous life may be present. It has survived decades of respectable service only to end up saying this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54767674130770,"sku":"Plate_036","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/Plate_036.jpg?v=1789750906","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-plate-036","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}