I'm Protecting My Peace These Days, Mainly by Declining Invitations and Pretending I Haven't Seen Messages. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
I'm Protecting My Peace These Days, Mainly by Declining Invitations and Pretending I Haven't Seen Messages.
Self-care for the socially depleted: fewer plans, fewer replies and absolutely no explanation for the three-week silence. An elegant floral tribute to the sacred art of staying home.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage disclaimer: This is genuine vintage china, so small signs of its previous life may be present. It has survived decades of respectable service only to end up saying this.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.