{"product_id":"crackpottery-plate-027","title":"God, Grant Me Serenity, Because Prison Would Be Terribly Inconvenient | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGod, Grant Me Serenity, Because Prison Would Be Terribly Inconvenient\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA short prayer for anyone maintaining their composure through gritted teeth. The floral border suggests a gentle disposition; the words suggest you have considered the alternatives and rejected them on logistical grounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eVintage disclaimer:\u003c\/em\u003e This is genuine vintage china, so small signs of its previous life may be present. It has survived decades of respectable service only to end up saying this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crackpottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54767668789586,"sku":"Plate_027","price":18.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/Plate_027.jpg?v=1789750906","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-plate-027","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}