God, Grant Me Serenity, Because Prison Would Be Terribly Inconvenient | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
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God, Grant Me Serenity, Because Prison Would Be Terribly Inconvenient | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
God, Grant Me Serenity, Because Prison Would Be Terribly Inconvenient
A short prayer for anyone maintaining their composure through gritted teeth. The floral border suggests a gentle disposition; the words suggest you have considered the alternatives and rejected them on logistical grounds.
Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage disclaimer: This is genuine vintage china, so small signs of its previous life may be present. It has survived decades of respectable service only to end up saying this.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.