Vintage plate with the words God, Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, the Audacity to Change the Things I Can, and the Restraint Not to Tell Everyone Else What I Think.

God, Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, the Audacity to Change the Things I Can, and the Restraint Not to Tell Everyone Else What I Think. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP
God, Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, the Audacity to Change the Things I Can, and the Restraint Not to Tell Everyone Else What I Think. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

God, Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, the Audacity to Change the Things I Can, and the Restraint Not to Tell Everyone Else What I Think. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP

God, Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, the Audacity to Change the Things I Can, and the Restraint Not to Tell Everyone Else What I Think.

The serenity prayer has been revised by someone with a functioning spine and an increasingly strained relationship with other people’s opinions. A little floral encouragement to keep your mouth shut, at least until the second cup of tea.

Details: Vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.

Vintage disclaimer: This is genuine vintage china, so small signs of its previous life may be present. It has survived decades of respectable service only to end up saying this.

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Altered by hand

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Vintage plate with the words God, Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, the Audacity to Change the Things I Can, and the Restraint Not to Tell Everyone Else What I Think.
  • Vintage plate with the words God, Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, the Audacity to Change the Things I Can, and the Restraint Not to Tell Everyone Else What I Think.
  • Reverse of vintage plate
  • The Crackpottery plate packaging
  • Vintage plate with the words God, Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, the Audacity to Change the Things I Can, and the Restraint Not to Tell Everyone Else What I Think.
  • Reverse of vintage plate
  • The Crackpottery plate packaging
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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