{"product_id":"crackpottery-ceramic-jar-heroin-funny-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-canister-cream-ceramic-jar-with-airtight-lid-quirky-gift","title":"Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Heroin  Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift","description":"For those who prefer their home décor with a strong sense of bad decisions and impeccable presentation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Crackpottery ceramic storage jar features bold black “Heroin” wording on a deceptively respectable cream ceramic finish, complete with an airtight sealed lid to keep contents fresh while ensuring at least one visitor quietly questions your life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFinished with the signature Crackpottery ceramic teacup mark, because even deeply questionable aesthetics deserve proper branding.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAt 11cm diameter (4\") x 12cm high (5\"), it’s the perfect size for tea, coffee, sugar, biscuits, or any entirely harmless household contents you’d like to store with maximum dramatic irony.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA gloriously inappropriate addition to quirky kitchens, apothecary-inspired shelves, goth homes, or as a gift for someone whose humour sits firmly in the refined-but-concerning category.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar is made from cream ceramic with black wording, features an airtight seal lid, and is fully functional as well as decorative. Hand wash recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: Listing is for one jar only. Contents not included. Questionable judgement remains customer supplied.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965646889298,"sku":"ET-4503870728","price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8012158084_erz5.jpg?v=1783614268","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-ceramic-jar-heroin-funny-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-canister-cream-ceramic-jar-with-airtight-lid-quirky-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}