{"product_id":"crackpottery-ceramic-jar-cyanide-funny-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-canister-cream-ceramic-jar-with-airtight-lid-quirky-gift","title":"Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide  Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift","description":"For those who prefer their kitchen storage with a touch of elegant menace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Crackpottery ceramic storage jar features bold black “Cyanide” lettering on a deceptively innocent cream ceramic finish, complete with an airtight sealed lid to keep contents fresh while quietly alarming house guests.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFinished with the signature Crackpottery ceramic teacup mark, because even questionable taste deserves proper branding.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAt 11cm diameter (4\") x 12cm high (5\"), it’s the perfect size for tea, coffee, sugar, biscuits, or any entirely legal household contents you’d like to store with a side of Victorian poison cabinet energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA gloriously inappropriate addition to goth kitchens, apothecary-inspired decor, coffee stations, or as a gift for someone whose sense of humour sits comfortably between refined and concerning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar is made from cream ceramic with black printed wording, features an airtight seal lid, and is fully functional as well as decorative. Hand wash recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: Listing is for one jar only. Contents not included. Murderous intent also not included.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965603045714,"sku":"ET-4503850679","price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8012092922_qog4.jpg?v=1783613087","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/crackpottery-ceramic-jar-cyanide-funny-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-canister-cream-ceramic-jar-with-airtight-lid-quirky-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}