Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
For those who prefer their kitchen storage with a touch of elegant menace.

This Crackpottery ceramic storage jar features bold black “Cyanide” lettering on a deceptively innocent cream ceramic finish, complete with an airtight sealed lid to keep contents fresh while quietly alarming house guests.

Finished with the signature Crackpottery ceramic teacup mark, because even questionable taste deserves proper branding.

At 11cm diameter (4") x 12cm high (5"), it’s the perfect size for tea, coffee, sugar, biscuits, or any entirely legal household contents you’d like to store with a side of Victorian poison cabinet energy.

A gloriously inappropriate addition to goth kitchens, apothecary-inspired decor, coffee stations, or as a gift for someone whose sense of humour sits comfortably between refined and concerning.

This jar is made from cream ceramic with black printed wording, features an airtight seal lid, and is fully functional as well as decorative. Hand wash recommended.

Please note: Listing is for one jar only. Contents not included. Murderous intent also not included.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

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Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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