Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift

£21.00 GBP
£21.00 GBP
For those who like their storage solutions with absolutely appalling optics.
This Crackpottery ceramic storage jar features bold black “Cocaine” lettering on a deceptively respectable cream ceramic finish, complete with an airtight sealed lid to keep contents fresh while ensuring at least one visitor does a double take.
Finished with the signature Crackpottery ceramic teacup mark, because even terrible first impressions deserve proper branding.
At 11cm diameter (4") x 12cm high (5"), it’s the perfect size for tea, coffee, sugar, biscuits, or any entirely innocent household contents you’d prefer to store with maximum dramatic irony.
A gloriously inappropriate addition to quirky kitchens, apothecary-inspired décor, goth homes, or as a gift for someone whose sense of humour is equal parts refined and deeply concerning.
This jar is made from cream ceramic with black wording, features an airtight sealed lid, and is fully functional as well as decorative. Hand wash recommended.
Please note: Listing is for one jar only. Contents not included. Poor decision-making remains bring-your-own.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

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Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
  • Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cocaine Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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