{"product_id":"coke-spoon-engraved-gold-teaspoon-funny-novelty-spoon-rude-humour-gift-sarcastic-cutlery-cheeky-kitchen-gift","title":"Coke Spoon Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Novelty Spoon, Rude Humour Gift, Sarcastic Cutlery, Cheeky Kitchen Gift","description":"A perfectly respectable gold teaspoon with a… questionable job title.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“COKE SPOON” engraved in clean, elegant lettering, giving just enough side-eye to anyone who reads it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIs it for sugar?\u003cbr\u003e\nIs it for cola?\u003cbr\u003e\nIs it none of your business?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nExactly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSubtle enough to pass at a glance. Loud enough to land when noticed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon\u003cbr\u003e\n• Length: 13.1 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width: 2.9 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Depth: 1.8 cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPackaging:\u003cbr\u003e\nPresented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny suspicious artefact.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant Notes:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Not vintage, just suggestive\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fully functional teaspoon with plausible deniability\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965667139922,"sku":"ET-4480922523","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7864243800_94h0.jpg?v=1783614690","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/coke-spoon-engraved-gold-teaspoon-funny-novelty-spoon-rude-humour-gift-sarcastic-cutlery-cheeky-kitchen-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}