{"product_id":"cocaine-white-apothecary-jar","title":"Cocaine white apothecary jar","description":"White Ceramic Sugar Bowl Cocaine\u003cbr\u003e\nThe sweetest little lie your kitchen will ever tell. A spotless white ceramic sugar bowl proudly labelled Cocaine which is exactly the kind of unhinged home decor choice that says “welcome to my house, please behave”.\u003cbr\u003e\nShe spans 15 cm wide including her dainty handles that whisper innocence while the label screams absolutely not. The bowl itself is 10 cm diameter and 10 cm high. Perfect for sugar, biscuits, secrets, or your completely fictional cocaine stash. For legal reasons, fictional and also nonexistent.\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only. Because the dishwasher is already judging you and does not need more material.\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for chaotic hosts, darkly humoured kitchen witches, and anyone who wants guests to instantly reconsider asking for one lump or two.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965645316434,"sku":"ET-4409021544","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7421849566_kapp.jpg?v=1783614225","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/cocaine-white-apothecary-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}