{"product_id":"cocaine-small-glass-jar","title":"Cocaine small glass jar","description":"COCAINE Glass Jar\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only | Not actually illegal. Yet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBehold: the jar your kitchen never asked for but absolutely deserves.\u003cbr\u003e\nA chunky little glass number boldly emblazoned with “COCAINE”, because nothing says “I’m thriving” like keeping your sugar in something that screams unhinged Victorian apothecary meets chaotic brunch goblin.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for storing sugar, salt, flour, regrets, or the ashes of your self-restraint.\u003cbr\u003e\nWill it raise eyebrows? Definitely.\u003cbr\u003e\nWill it stop your houseguests from snooping in your cupboards? Also yes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only—because if you’re the kind of person who buys this jar, we both know you’re not emotionally equipped to own a dishwasher anyway.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nVintage vibes. Class-A energy.\u003cbr\u003e\nNo actual cocaine included, but we admire your optimism.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965628768594,"sku":"ET-4341646511","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7054298482_5tuc.jpg?v=1783613755","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/cocaine-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}