{"product_id":"cocaine-plate-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"Cocaine plate, vintage plate with stand","description":"“Cocaine Plate” – Because Serving Hors d’Oeuvres is So 2003\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBehold: the most polite way to say “I party like it’s court-mandated rehab eve.” This 16cm vintage plate is here to whisper sweet nothings like “Decorative use only” while SCREAMING “questionable life choices” in glorious porcelain.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for the mantelpiece, the shrine to your 2007 era, or your very disappointed mother’s dining room. Comes with its own plate stand, because this baby isn’t touching your peasant flat surfaces. No actual cocaine included (sorry to everyone named Chad), but it will elevate your status as local menace\/art collector.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ Not food safe. Not microwave safe. Not safe in general, if we’re honest.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGet it before the intervention team does.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54047209357650,"sku":"ET-4537753491","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8251436974_7igc.jpg?v=1784546014","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/cocaine-plate-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}