Cocaine plate, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Cocaine plate, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Behold: the most polite way to say “I party like it’s court-mandated rehab eve.” This 16cm vintage plate is here to whisper sweet nothings like “Decorative use only” while SCREAMING “questionable life choices” in glorious porcelain.
Perfect for the mantelpiece, the shrine to your 2007 era, or your very disappointed mother’s dining room. Comes with its own plate stand, because this baby isn’t touching your peasant flat surfaces. No actual cocaine included (sorry to everyone named Chad), but it will elevate your status as local menace/art collector.
⚠️ Not food safe. Not microwave safe. Not safe in general, if we’re honest.
Get it before the intervention team does.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.