{"product_id":"chloroform-apothecary-jar","title":"Chloroform apothecary jar","description":"Altered Apothecary Jar – “Chloroform” – 11cm of Highly Questionable Charm\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEver wished you could add just a hint of Victorian villainy to your shelf décor? Look no further, you morally ambiguous delight. This altered apothecary jar, standing at a perfectly suspicious 11cm high and 8.5cm wide, boldly declares “Chloroform” right on the front – so your guests will know you mean business (or at least, that your sense of humour does).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nKeeping cotton balls you’ll never use.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHousing secrets you’ll never share.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStoring your patience for humanity (good luck fitting it all in).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOr just as a conversation starter for those who are brave enough to visit your lair.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar is lovingly altered to whisper, “I’m probably on a watchlist now, but hey, at least my bathroom shelf is iconic.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note:\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar is decorative only – please don’t actually attempt any science-y, crime-y experiments with it. And for the love of all things darkly aesthetic, handwash only! We can’t have you explaining this in the dishwasher repairman’s report.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd one to your shelf and enjoy the weird, wonderful power of mildly concerning home décor.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965643972946,"sku":"ET-4329919654","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7354056690_6vvo.jpg?v=1783614195","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/chloroform-apothecary-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}