{"product_id":"chill-pills-small-glass-jar","title":"Chill pills small glass jar","description":"“Chill Pills” Glass Jar\u003cbr\u003e\nFor when deep breaths and counting to ten just aren’t cutting it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis charming little glass jar (Height: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm) is perfect for storing sweets, sedatives, sarcasm, or just your daily supply of reasons not to scream into the void.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEmblazoned with “Chill Pills” in glorious lettering, it’s ideal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tOffice desks (passive-aggressive gift to coworkers)\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tKitchens (hide your actual pills, or M\u0026amp;Ms—we’re not judging)\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tBathrooms (because nothing says “relax” like an unhinged jar staring back at you)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only, because apparently the dishwasher isn’t chill.\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included. Sanity sold separately.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965664092498,"sku":"ET-4341657341","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7102216187_ec08.jpg?v=1783614630","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/chill-pills-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}