{"product_id":"chill-pills-apothecary-jar-gothic-storage-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-alternative-gift","title":"Chill Pills Apothecary Jar  Gothic Storage Jar  Funny Mental Health Decor  Alternative Gift","description":"Apothecary Stoneware Jar “Chill Pills” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor when life’s being dramatic and you need a visual reminder to calm your tits. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Chill Pills” in neat black print, perfect for mints, sweets, or placebo-level emotional support.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s the perfect size for your desk, kitchen, or wherever your patience goes to die. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian pharmacy meets modern meltdown.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar is slightly unique because serenity looks different on everyone.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Mints, sweets, or imaginary medication\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for overthinkers, drama queens, and customer service workers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who deserves a prescription for peace and quiet\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 11 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 8.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar with black print\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a side of sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, chill sold separately","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965653311826,"sku":"ET-4500234717","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8037114281_qrc2.jpg?v=1783614419","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/chill-pills-apothecary-jar-gothic-storage-jar-funny-mental-health-decor-alternative-gift","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}