Birmingham More Canals Than Venice & More Greggs Vintage Plate | Brummie Gift
“Birmingham more canals than Venice and considerably more Greggs”
Finally, the city comparison that concentrates on the important statistics. Venice may have gondolas, Renaissance palazzos and international romance, but Birmingham has an impressive canal network and the comforting knowledge that a sausage roll is rarely very far away.
For proud Brummies, canal enthusiasts with sensible priorities, Greggs devotees, Midlands expats and anyone tired of hearing the Venice fact without the crucial pastry context. A beautifully inappropriate bit of Birmingham decor for kitchens, shelves and gallery walls.
Details
• Genuine pre-loved vintage china plate
• Approx. 16 cm diameter
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only – do not soak
Please note
Every plate is genuine vintage or pre-loved china, chosen individually and given a thoroughly less respectable second life. Because these pieces have existed in the world before arriving at The Crackpottery, you may find signs of age and use including light surface or utensil marks, crazing, tiny glaze imperfections, small manufacturing marks, fading or wear to gilding and decoration. These are part of the character of vintage china rather than faults, and the photographs form part of the description, so please have a good look at the actual plate you are buying.
Any age-related marks should be considered local infrastructure: old, occasionally questionable, but still doing the job.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.