{"product_id":"arsenic-small-glass-jar","title":"Arsenic small glass jar","description":"Arsenic Glass Jar with Spoon\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only (obviously)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause nothing says “welcome to my kitchen” like a charming little jar labeled ARSENIC. Comes complete with a tiny spoon—perfect for sugar, salt, or, you know… murder.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re storing loose tea or loose morals, this gleefully inappropriate jar adds just the right amount of sinister to your shelf. It’s dainty, deadly-looking, and guaranteed to make your mother-in-law nervous.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot suitable for actual arsenic (legal said we had to say that).\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only—unless you want to poison the dishwasher too.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965606912338,"sku":"ET-4341660178","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7054287552_fimg.jpg?v=1783613152","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/arsenic-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}