{"product_id":"aqua-tofana-small-glass-jar","title":"Aqua Tofana small glass jar","description":"Aqua Tofana Glass Jar\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only (obviously)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMeet your new favourite little poison pot.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis innocent-looking glass jar is labelled Aqua Tofana—the legendary 17th-century “cosmetic” that helped countless women widow themselves with quiet elegance and zero prison time. Whether you’re storing sugar, secrets, or something far more incriminating, this jar will sit on your shelf whispering, “he had it coming.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for the kitchen, apothecary, or lair of a woman who’s just had enough.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only—because dishwashers weren’t built for murder accessories.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: Does not actually contain poison. Yet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n#TheCrackpottery #AquaTofana #DeadlyButDecorative #VintageVibesWithHomicidalEnergy.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965606486354,"sku":"ET-4341651281","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7054224726_c3x4.jpg?v=1783613145","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/aqua-tofana-small-glass-jar","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}