Alright Bab Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Alright Bab Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
The Brummie mating call. The greeting that can mean hello, how are you, you look rough, or I love you, depending on tone and hangover level. Now available on a bit of fancy old china for maximum regional chaos.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, keys, or passive-aggressive warmth
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled in Birmingham
Hand-finished by The Crackpottery, professional spreaders of civic sarcasm
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not food safe (unless you like a side of lead and regret)
May have minor vintage wear, just like your average Brummie after a night on Broad Street
🎁 Perfect For
Proud Brummies and honorary locals
Mates who answer the phone with “alright bab” before you’ve even said hello
Gifts that say “I care, but I also take the piss”
Because love, friendship, and light mockery are the holy trinity of Birmingham.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.