Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Description:
Welcome, brave soul. This 16 cm vintage plate bears the ominous inscription: “Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.” Perfect for your hallway of horrors, gothic parlour, or loo that already smells like despair.
Hand-rescued from the dusty shelves of forgotten attics, then upcycled with Crackpottery’s signature irreverence, each piece is unique with its own quirks, age marks, and suspicious Victorian vibes.
⚜️ Details:
Size: approx. 16 cm diameter
Authentic vintage plate (expect charming imperfections, just like your soul)
For decorative use only – not suitable for food (unless you like your dinner with a side of arsenic chic)
Comes with optional plate stand if you want it to glare menacingly from a shelf
🎁 Makes the perfect gift for:
Goths, emos, and other creatures of the night
Landlords of haunted houses
Your in-laws
Disclaimer: This is vintage crockery given a new lease of unlife. Small scratches, crazing, or ghostly fingerprints may appear – all part of the charm. Do not microwave unless you wish to summon something unholy.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.