{"product_id":"a-spoonful-of-ketamine-helps-the-trauma-go-down-vintage-plate-with-stand-1","title":"A Spoonful Of Ketamine Helps The Trauma Go Down vintage plate with stand","description":"A Spoonful Of Ketamine Helps The Trauma Go Down Vintage Plate\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA spoonful of ketamine\u003cbr\u003e\nhelps the trauma go down.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA wildly inappropriate parody of toxic positivity, nursery rhymes, and the idea that healing is neat, tidy, or remotely Instagrammable. This plate exists purely as satire. Sharp, bleak, and very aware that nothing actually fixes anything that easily.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for people with a dark sense of humour, a complicated relationship with optimism, and a low tolerance for wellness slogans.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHang it in kitchens, studios, or anywhere inspirational quotes would feel actively insulting.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\n• Genuine vintage plate\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plate measures approx. 16cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Plate stand included\u003cbr\u003e\n• Decorative use only\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hand wash only\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant vintage disclaimer\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like your coping mechanisms.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not medical advice. Obviously.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965657276754,"sku":"ET-4435567052","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7578147334_e58u.jpg?v=1783614457","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/a-spoonful-of-ketamine-helps-the-trauma-go-down-vintage-plate-with-stand-1","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}