{"product_id":"a-reminder-that-you-dont-need-fun-to-have-alcohol-vintage-plate-with-stand","title":"A reminder that you don't need fun to have alcohol, vintage plate with stand","description":"A Reminder That You Don‘t Need Fun to Have Alcohol – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause let’s be real, who needs “fun” when you’ve got vodka, wine, or whatever questionable decision you’re about to make?\u003cbr\u003e\nThis 16cm decorative plate serves up the truth:\u003cbr\u003e\nYou don’t need fun to have alcohol.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s the perfect reminder for those of us who’ve found liquid courage to be a sufficient substitute for personality.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for your kitchen, bar cart, or wherever you keep your emotional support wine glass. Comes with a free plate stand, because even your lack of fun deserves to be displayed with pride.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🍷 Specifics for the alcoholically enlightened:\u003cbr\u003e\n– Decorative only – no, you can’t serve your wine on it… that’s not the vibe.\u003cbr\u003e\n– Handwash only – it’s vintage, so it’s fragile, like your dignity after a few cocktails.\u003cbr\u003e\n– It’s vintage, so expect a little fading, maybe a mark or two, and just a dash of regret lingering from decades past.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd to cart if you prefer your fun in a glass, with a side of sarcasm.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965658292562,"sku":"ET-4435494699","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7626082243_8lxw.jpg?v=1783614476","url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/products\/a-reminder-that-you-dont-need-fun-to-have-alcohol-vintage-plate-with-stand","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}