{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"mounjaro-apothecary-jar","title":"Mounjaro apothecary jar","description":"Apothecary Stoneware Jar “Mounjaro” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor anyone who’s swapped cake for weekly injections and wants to store their smugness in style. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Mounjaro” in fancy black print, perfect for holding your medication, snacks you no longer eat, or the personality you lost somewhere between doses.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s the ideal size for a kitchen shelf, bathroom cabinet, or altar to self-control. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian chemist, modern chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach one has its own little quirks, just like your metabolism.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Holding pen tips, needles, or sugar-free sweets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight-loss warriors and chaos dieters\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends who now live on coffee and spite\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 11 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 8.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar with black print\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a touch of vanity\u003cbr\u003e\nWipe clean only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, confidence optional","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965602488658,"sku":"ET-4322128342","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7402017197_t4ra.jpg?v=1783613077"}],"url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}