{"title":"Butter Dishes","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"emergency-lube-butter-dish-funny-kitchen-decor-rude-butter-with-lid-inappropriate-housewarming-gift-novelty-kitchenware-sarcastic-kitchen","title":"Emergency Lube Butter Dish Funny Kitchen Decor Rude Butter with Lid Inappropriate Housewarming Gift Novelty Kitchenware Sarcastic Kitchen","description":"**Emergency Lube Butter Dish**\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause some situations demand lubrication and toast is only the beginning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis ceramic butter dish is boldly marked “Emergency Lube”, transforming an innocent breakfast essential into something that will make guests choke on their crumpets. It sits there looking perfectly respectable until someone actually reads it, at which point the room usually descends into the sort of laughter normally reserved for people who never emotionally matured past age twelve.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe wording is printed onto the dish itself, allowing it to function as a perfectly normal butter dish while quietly ruining the tone of polite breakfast conversations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nButter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high and comfortably fits standard butter blocks.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for sarcastic kitchens, inappropriate housewarming gifts, alternative home décor, or anyone who believes basic kitchenware should occasionally behave like a bad influence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Hand wash only.**","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965602783570,"sku":"ET-4471883925","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8127030743_dhcw.jpg?v=1783613082"},{"product_id":"utterly-slutterly-butter-dish-funny-rude-kitchen-decor-inappropriate-butter-dish-with-lid-adult-humour-kitchenware-novelty-kitchen-gift","title":"Utterly Slutterly Butter Dish Funny Rude Kitchen Decor Inappropriate Butter Dish with Lid Adult Humour Kitchenware Novelty Kitchen Gift","description":"Utterly Slutterly Butter Dish\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor butter that behaves badly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis ceramic butter dish is boldly marked “Utterly Slutterly”, because apparently even dairy products have a reputation to maintain. It sits innocently on the kitchen counter until someone actually reads it, at which point breakfast usually collapses into childish giggling and someone inevitably says “that is absolutely disgusting” while still buttering their toast.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for storing butter, corrupting brunch, and reminding everyone that maturity is largely optional.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFrom across the room it looks like a normal, respectable butter dish. Up close it reveals itself to be the kind of kitchenware that would absolutely get asked to leave a polite afternoon tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe wording is permanently applied to the dish itself, not a sticker, so it won’t peel, fade or disappear after washing. It’s designed to withstand normal washing and everyday kitchen use while continuing to sabotage breakfast conversations for years.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high, comfortably fitting standard butter blocks and a worrying amount of poor life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for rude kitchens, sarcastic housewarming gifts, inappropriate home decor, or anyone who thinks butter storage should have a bit more personality.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965639614802,"sku":"ET-4471915807","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8079099960_s8ha.jpg?v=1783614087"},{"product_id":"i-cant-believe-i-can-afford-butter-butter-dish-funny-kitchen-decor-cost-of-living-joke-rude-kitchenware-sarcastic-butter-dish-with-lid","title":"I Cant Believe I Can Afford Butter Butter Dish Funny Kitchen Decor Cost of Living Joke Rude Kitchenware Sarcastic Butter Dish with Lid","description":"I Can’t Believe I Can Afford Butter Butter Dish\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA small monument to modern luxury.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis ceramic butter dish proudly states “I Can’t Believe I Can Afford Butter”, which feels less like a joke these days and more like a financial achievement worth displaying on the kitchen counter.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt looks like a perfectly respectable butter dish until someone reads it and suddenly everyone at breakfast starts discussing the price of Lurpak like it’s the stock market.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for keeping butter ready for toast while gently acknowledging that dairy products now appear to be part of the luxury goods sector.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe wording is permanently applied to the dish itself, not a sticker, so it won’t peel, fade or wander off after a few washes. It’s made to withstand normal washing and everyday kitchen use.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high and comfortably fits standard butter blocks.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for sarcastic kitchens, cost-of-living humour, alternative housewarming gifts, or anyone who has recently stood in a supermarket staring at the butter price and whispering “absolutely not”.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nExplore the rest of the Crackpottery shop for more chaotic homewares including plates, apothecary jars and other items designed to make your kitchen slightly more unhinged.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965643874642,"sku":"ET-4471911907","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8079102412_bvsi.jpg?v=1783614191"},{"product_id":"spread-me-daddy-butter-dish-funny-kitchen-decor-rude-butter-dish-with-lid-inappropriate-kitchen-gift-adult-humour-kitchenware-novelty-butter","title":"Spread Me Daddy Butter Dish Funny Kitchen Decor Rude Butter Dish with Lid Inappropriate Kitchen Gift Adult Humour Kitchenware Novelty Butter","description":"Spread Me Daddy Butter Dish\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA completely innocent butter dish for people who absolutely cannot behave themselves at breakfast.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis ceramic butter dish is boldly labelled “Spread Me Daddy”, ensuring that every time someone reaches for the butter they are forced to say something deeply inappropriate before they’ve even had their tea.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFrom across the kitchen it looks like a normal, respectable butter dish. Then someone leans in, reads it out loud, and suddenly the entire table is giggling like a pack of feral teenagers who should definitely know better by now.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for toast, crumpets, bread, or any other carb that deserves a thick, irresponsible layer of butter and a side of poor life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe wording is permanently applied to the dish itself, not a sticker, so it won’t peel, fade or give up halfway through its career of corrupting breakfast conversations. It’s designed to withstand normal washing and everyday kitchen use.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high, comfortably fitting standard butter blocks and an alarming amount of bad behaviour.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for inappropriate housewarming gifts, sarcastic kitchens, people with the emotional maturity of a twelve year old, or anyone who enjoys the moment a guest reads something out loud and immediately regrets it.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965647675730,"sku":"ET-4471913075","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8127027111_lmgt.jpg?v=1783614285"},{"product_id":"lurpak-in-this-economy-butter-dish-funny-kitchen-decor-cost-of-living-joke-butter-dish-with-lid-sarcastic-kitchenware-novelty-kitchen-gift","title":"Lurpak In This Economy Butter Dish Funny Kitchen Decor Cost of Living Joke Butter Dish with Lid Sarcastic Kitchenware Novelty Kitchen gift","description":"Lurpak In This Economy Butter Dish\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause apparently butter now requires a small mortgage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis ceramic butter dish is boldly labelled “Lurpak In This Economy”, which feels less like a joke and more like a financial status update. It sits quietly on the kitchen counter until someone reads it and immediately launches into a rant about the price of butter like they’re analysing the FTSE 100.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for households where buying Lurpak feels like a reckless act of financial indulgence and spreading it on toast now carries the same emotional weight as opening a bottle of vintage champagne.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFrom a distance it looks like a perfectly respectable butter dish. Up close it becomes a small ceramic monument to the cost of living crisis.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe wording is printed onto the dish itself, allowing it to function as a perfectly normal butter dish while quietly fuelling conversations about inflation, supermarket prices and the collapse of affordable dairy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high, comfortably fitting standard butter blocks and whatever remains of your disposable income.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for sarcastic kitchens, cost of living humour, housewarming gifts, or anyone who has stood in the supermarket staring at the butter shelf thinking “absolutely not”.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965658095954,"sku":"ET-4471886071","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8127016267_sm6d.jpg?v=1783614472"}],"url":"https:\/\/thecrackpottery.com\/collections\/butter-dishes.oembed","provider":"The Crackpottery ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}