{"title":"Apothecary jars","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"mounjaro-apothecary-jar","title":"Mounjaro apothecary jar","description":"Apothecary Stoneware Jar “Mounjaro” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor anyone who’s swapped cake for weekly injections and wants to store their smugness in style. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Mounjaro” in fancy black print, perfect for holding your medication, snacks you no longer eat, or the personality you lost somewhere between doses.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s the ideal size for a kitchen shelf, bathroom cabinet, or altar to self-control. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian chemist, modern chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach one has its own little quirks, just like your metabolism.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Holding pen tips, needles, or sugar-free sweets\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight-loss warriors and chaos dieters\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends who now live on coffee and spite\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 11 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 8.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar with black print\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with a touch of vanity\u003cbr\u003e\nWipe clean only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, confidence optional","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965602488658,"sku":"ET-4322128342","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7402017197_t4ra.jpg?v=1783613077"},{"product_id":"disco-dust-white-apothecary-jar-pot","title":"Disco Dust white apothecary jar pot","description":"White Ceramic Jar Disco Dust\u003cbr\u003e\nA pure white ceramic jar trying so hard to behave while sporting the campest label in the kitchen. Disco Dust. Perfect for anyone whose aesthetic is Victorian apothecary but also a little bit Studio 54 goblin.\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Any real disco dust is, of course, entirely fictional. For legal reasons, fictional. For chaotic reasons, fabulous.\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only. The dishwasher is already exhausted by your lifestyle choices.\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for chaotic hosts, glitterless club rats, elder emos and anyone who wants guests wondering if this jar contains sugar or the key to a very questionable night out.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965602619730,"sku":"ET-4409025530","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7421877508_iw7e.jpg?v=1783613079"},{"product_id":"devils-lettuce-apothecary-jar","title":"Devils Lettuce apothecary jar","description":"Altered Apothecary Jar – “Devil’s Lettuce” – 11cm of Questionable Herbal Vibes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNeed somewhere to stash your perfectly legal herbs with an air of Victorian quackery? Introducing this delightfully altered apothecary jar boldly labelled “Devil’s Lettuce” – because why whisper when you can scream it in gothic font?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding at a charmingly suspicious 11cm high and 8.5cm wide, this little jar is just the right size to confuse nosy house guests. Is it oregano? Is it your dubious “art supplies”? Is it evidence? Who’s to say – that’s between you, your demons, and the lettuce.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for herbs, questionable trinkets, or secret sugar stashes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRetro apothecary vibe that screams “I read spell books at 2am and make terrible life choices”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only – because the dishwasher will judge you enough as it is\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStick it on a shelf, hide it in plain sight, or gift it to that one friend who’s always coughing for ‘allergies’. Just remember: if anyone asks, it’s strictly for aesthetic purposes… mostly.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965602914642,"sku":"ET-4329912089","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7354075370_aqlq.jpg?v=1783613086"},{"product_id":"crackpottery-ceramic-jar-cyanide-funny-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-canister-cream-ceramic-jar-with-airtight-lid-quirky-gift","title":"Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Cyanide  Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift","description":"For those who prefer their kitchen storage with a touch of elegant menace.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Crackpottery ceramic storage jar features bold black “Cyanide” lettering on a deceptively innocent cream ceramic finish, complete with an airtight sealed lid to keep contents fresh while quietly alarming house guests.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFinished with the signature Crackpottery ceramic teacup mark, because even questionable taste deserves proper branding.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAt 11cm diameter (4\") x 12cm high (5\"), it’s the perfect size for tea, coffee, sugar, biscuits, or any entirely legal household contents you’d like to store with a side of Victorian poison cabinet energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA gloriously inappropriate addition to goth kitchens, apothecary-inspired decor, coffee stations, or as a gift for someone whose sense of humour sits comfortably between refined and concerning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar is made from cream ceramic with black printed wording, features an airtight seal lid, and is fully functional as well as decorative. Hand wash recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: Listing is for one jar only. Contents not included. Murderous intent also not included.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965603045714,"sku":"ET-4503850679","price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8012092922_qog4.jpg?v=1783613087"},{"product_id":"ketamine-large-glass-apothecary-jar","title":"Ketamine Large Glass apothecary jar","description":"Apothecary Amber Glass Jar “Ketamine” Vintage Style Jar 15 cm x 10 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the delightfully unhinged décor lover with a dark sense of humour. This large amber glass apothecary jar is labelled “Ketamine” in bold black and white print, perfect for sugar, bath salts, or the illusion of stability.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding around 15 cm tall and 10 cm wide, it’s the perfect size for a bathroom shelf, curiosity cabinet, or that spot next to your emotional support coffee. The deep amber glass keeps your contents private while the airtight lid locks in freshness, mystery, and mild dissociation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar is slightly unique because chaos should always be handcrafted.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sugar, cotton pads, or existential dread\u003cbr\u003e\n• Goths, medics, and functioning disasters\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends who laugh through the breakdown\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 15 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 10 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nAmber glass jar with black and white print\u003cbr\u003e\nAirtight lid included\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with chaotic charm\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, trip sold separately","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965603111250,"sku":"ET-4395764451","price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7339955116_4x76_4c0fb50f-c443-43df-a2d8-5afce66a21d2.jpg?v=1783613090"},{"product_id":"cyanide-small-glass-jar","title":"Cyanide small glass jar","description":"Glass Jar – “Cyanide” (with Spoon)\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only, unless you’re feeling lucky\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd a touch of homicidal elegance to your kitchen counter with this charming little jar boldly labelled Cyanide—perfect for sugar, salt, or whatever else keeps you from screaming into the abyss.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nComes with a dainty spoon for that refined poisoner aesthetic, because why commit murder when you can suggest it passive-aggressively through home decor?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot suitable for actual cyanide.\u003cbr\u003e\nUnless you’re in a Victorian novel or planning to host a dinner party with guests you despise.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965603209554,"sku":"ET-4341658985","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7102225659_ia78.jpg?v=1783613093"},{"product_id":"marijuana-apothecary-jar","title":"Marijuana apothecary jar","description":"Altered Apothecary Jar – “Marijuana” – 11cm of Highly Questionable Charm\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBehold this delightfully dodgy little apothecary jar, standing a mighty 11cm high and 8.5cm wide – just big enough to hold your ahem “herbal remedies” or any other small treasures you’d rather keep out of sight from nosy visitors and your gran.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLovingly altered to flaunt Marijuana right on the front, this jar is the perfect conversation starter for that one cousin who always “forgets” his lighter or your mate who still insists it should be legal everywhere, man.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPop it on a shelf, stash it in your “totally innocent” kitchen cupboard, or gift it to that friend who’s got more rolling papers than sense. Whatever you do, don’t put it in the dishwasher – it’s handwash only, because even rebellious jars have standards.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUse it for tea, sugar, a secret stash of chocolate buttons, or you know… actual herbs (wink wink). It’s your life. I’m just here to enable it with classy yet questionable home décor.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965604421970,"sku":"ET-4322121439","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7354146088_q3iy.jpg?v=1783613103"},{"product_id":"nerves-shot-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Nerves (Shot) Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, helpfully labelled for moments when courage is required immediately and dignity is optional.\u003cbr\u003e\nNerves (Shot).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who are absolutely fine until they are not, and then suddenly need a moment, a breath, and possibly a sit down.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately **10cm tall and 9.9cm wide**, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or whatever ritual you perform before doing the thing you said you’d already done.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Liquid confidence not included.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Details**\u003cbr\u003e\n• White ceramic jar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Height approx 10cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Width approx 9.9cm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Lid included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n**Care**\u003cbr\u003e\nDecorative use recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only.\u003cbr\u003e\nNot dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe dishwasher cannot steady your hands or your life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for kitchens, bars, shelves, studios, and anyone who needs a symbolic boost before public speaking, socialising, phone calls, or opening emails.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar will not calm your nerves.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut it does acknowledge them politely.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965604520274,"sku":"ET-4441170861","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7650208781_6d8f.jpg?v=1783613104"},{"product_id":"lsd-stoneware-apothecary-jar","title":"LSD stoneware apothecary jar","description":"Apothecary Stoneware Jar “LSD” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the dreamers, the visionaries, and anyone who’s ever stared too long at wallpaper. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “LSD” in crisp black print, perfect for holding sweets, sugar cubes, or your colourful imagination.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s the ideal size for a kitchen shelf, curiosity cabinet, or trippy tea table. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian chemist meets 1960s enlightenment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar has its own quirks because straight lines are for sober people.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sugar cubes, sweets, or psychedelic décor\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hippies, artists, and lovers of chaos\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends who see the world a little differently\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 11 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 8.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar with black print\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with cosmic flair\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, hallucinations not supplied","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965604651346,"sku":"ET-4395753747","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7387836017_e22y.jpg?v=1783613108"},{"product_id":"jar-tears-of-my-enemies-white-apothecary-jar-pot","title":"Jar Tears Of My Enemies white apothecary jar pot","description":"White Ceramic Jar Tears Of My Enemies\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA pure white ceramic jar doing its level best to look angelic while proudly labelled Tears Of My Enemies. The most accurate and aspirational item in your entire kitchen, and a beautiful reminder that pettiness is an art form.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets, though let’s be honest, she’s spiritually filled with the salty sorrow of those who doubted you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only. The dishwasher knows exactly whose tears these are and refuses to be implicated.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for chaotic hosts, victorious goblins, elder emos and anyone who thrives on spite-powered hydration.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965604946258,"sku":"ET-4409029628","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7469829831_9zem.jpg?v=1783613111"},{"product_id":"ketamine-white-apothecary-jar-pot","title":"Ketamine white apothecary jar pot","description":"White Ceramic Jar Ketamine\u003cbr\u003e\nA perfectly innocent white ceramic jar doing its best to look respectable while wearing the most chaotic veterinary-adjacent label imaginable. Ketamine. Ideal for anyone whose kitchen aesthetic is Victorian apothecary but also slightly feral.\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Any actual ket inside would be entirely fictional. For legal reasons, fictional. For comedic reasons, unhinged perfection.\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only. The dishwasher already thinks you’re a menace and does not need further confirmation.\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for chaotic hosts, elder emos, kitchen goblins and anyone who enjoys watching guests hesitate before accepting a cup of tea.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965605208402,"sku":"ET-4409036357","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7421896276_fzkr.jpg?v=1783613113"},{"product_id":"poison-white-apothecary-jar-pot","title":"Poison white apothecary jar pot","description":"White Ceramic Jar Poison\u003cbr\u003e\nA perfectly angelic white ceramic jar wearing the most dramatic label of them all. Poison. Ideal for anyone whose kitchen aesthetic sits somewhere between Victorian apothecary and mildly concerning.\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Absolutely zero real poison, just unhinged vibes. For legal reasons, fictional. For aesthetic reasons, deliciously ominous.\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only. The dishwasher has enough trauma without adding this to its existential crisis.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for chaotic cooks, goth kitchen goblins, elder emos and anyone who loves watching their guests take a cautious step back before asking what is in the jar.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965605405010,"sku":"ET-4409024846","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7421872632_tw3v.jpg?v=1783613114"},{"product_id":"poison-small-glass-jar","title":"Poison small glass jar","description":"POISON Glass Jar with Spoon\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only (unless you fancy a bit of bonus tetanus)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor when your sugar needs a little more suspicion and your kitchen decor screams “Victorian apothecary meets domestic menace.”\u003cbr\u003e\nThis delightful little jar is perfect for storing sweetener, loose tea, or just a healthy sense of dread. Comes complete with a spoon so you can dose your guests with passive aggression one scoop at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLabelled “POISON” because:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tIt’s more honest than “sweetener”\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tYou like your kitchenware to double as a threat\u003cbr\u003e\n\t•\tOr maybe you just want to stop people nicking your coffee stash at work\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHand wash only—because if it dies in the dishwasher, we can’t be held responsible for what happens next.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965605470546,"sku":"ET-4341665347","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7054300320_nl14.jpg?v=1783613118"},{"product_id":"cocaine-white-apothecary-jar-pot","title":"Cocaine white apothecary jar pot","description":"White Ceramic Jar Cocaine\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA sweet and wholesome looking white ceramic jar wearing the most unwholesome label imaginable. 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The dishwasher already thinks you are unhinged and does not need further confirmation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for chaotic hosts, goth kitchen goblins, elder emos and anyone who wants visitors to think twice before asking what is in the cookies.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965605765458,"sku":"ET-4409023294","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7469784815_pyze.jpg?v=1783613124"},{"product_id":"arsenic-large-glass-apothecary-jar","title":"Arsenic Large Glass apothecary jar","description":"Apothecary Amber Glass Jar “Arsenic” Vintage Style Jar 15 cm x 10 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor the elegant villain who likes their kitchenware a little bit deadly. This large amber glass apothecary jar is labelled “Arsenic” in bold black and white print, perfect for sugar, salt, or the occasional dramatic statement piece.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding around 15 cm tall and 10 cm wide, it’s the perfect size for your kitchen shelf, apothecary cabinet, or display of beautifully suspicious items. The deep amber glass keeps your contents hidden while the airtight lid locks in freshness and secrets.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar is slightly unique because true wickedness deserves a personal touch.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sugar, salt, or your “special ingredients”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Witches, goths, and charmingly sinister hosts\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends with dark humour and good taste\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 15 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 10 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nAmber glass jar with black and white print\u003cbr\u003e\nAirtight lid included\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with wicked elegance\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, toxicity optional","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965605929298,"sku":"ET-4395766971","price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7339969788_imfj.jpg?v=1783613128"},{"product_id":"arsenic-white-apothecary-jar-pot","title":"Arsenic white apothecary jar pot","description":"White Ceramic Jar Arsenic\u003cbr\u003e\nA pure white ceramic jar pretending to be the picture of innocence while wearing the most murderous little label in the kitchen. Arsenic. Perfect for anyone whose aesthetic is Victorian apothecary with a hint of suspicious widow energy.\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Any real arsenic would be entirely fictional. For legal reasons, fictional. For dramatic reasons, utterly iconic.\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only. The dishwasher has already seen enough and does not need forensic implications added to its CV.\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for chaotic cooks, cottage goths, elder emos and anyone who wants guests to take a respectful step back before asking what is in the jar.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965605994834,"sku":"ET-4409028552","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7421898628_65xt.jpg?v=1783613131"},{"product_id":"urine-do-not-take-ceramic-jar-funny-statement-storage-humorous-home-decor-novelty-gift","title":"Urine Do Not Take Ceramic Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift","description":"A sweet and innocent looking white ceramic jar, labelled with a public service announcement and a warning.\u003cbr\u003e\nUrine Do Not Take.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s not literal.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s British.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for people who enjoy wordplay, dry humour, and reminding everyone in the room to stop taking the piss immediately.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nShe stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the audacity of whoever last tested your patience.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean white ceramic. 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The dishwasher already fears your botanical choices and does not want to be involved.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for chaotic cooks, cottage goths, elder emos and anyone who enjoys their herbs with a side of potential doom.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965636174162,"sku":"ET-4409030692","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7469837883_nut6.jpg?v=1783613990"},{"product_id":"cocaine-apothecary-jar","title":"Cocaine apothecary jar","description":"Apothecary Stoneware Jar “Cocaine” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor when you want your kitchen counter to look both respectable and deeply concerning. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Cocaine” in crisp black print, perfect for sugar, flour, or something that keeps you just as awake.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding at around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s the perfect size for your “baking supplies.” Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian pharmacy but make it unhinged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEach jar is slightly unique because nothing in life is perfectly pure, darling.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sugar, flour, or “energy powder”\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark humour enthusiasts and chaos collectors\u003cbr\u003e\n• Gifts for friends who appreciate a good scandal\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails:\u003cbr\u003e\nHeight 11 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nWidth 8.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e\nStoneware jar with black print\u003cbr\u003e\nHand finished with questionable morals\u003cbr\u003e\nHandwash only, not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\nContents not included, party not provided","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965636534610,"sku":"ET-4322129358","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7401941735_34rd.jpg?v=1783614003"},{"product_id":"wolfsbane-apothecary-jar","title":"Wolfsbane apothecary jar","description":"Stoneware Apothecary Jar – “Wolfsbane”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor those with a taste for the beautifully deadly. 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A hauntingly elegant piece for your dark botanical collection or apothecary display.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Approx. 11 cm tall, 8.5 cm wide\u003cbr\u003e\n• Stoneware jar with lid\u003cbr\u003e\n• Handwash only, not wipe clean\u003cbr\u003e\n• Vintage-style finish may include slight imperfections that add to its charm","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965636862290,"sku":"ET-4403735879","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.7389121392_qsij.jpg?v=1783614008"},{"product_id":"crackpottery-ceramic-jar-aqua-tofana-funny-storage-jar-dark-humour-kitchen-canister-cream-ceramic-jar-with-airtight-lid-quirky-gift","title":"Crackpottery Ceramic Jar “Aqua Tofana  Funny Storage Jar, Dark Humour Kitchen Canister, Cream Ceramic Jar with Airtight Lid, Quirky Gift","description":"For those who like their home décor with a whisper of historical menace.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Crackpottery ceramic storage jar features bold black “Aqua Tofana” lettering on a deceptively respectable cream ceramic finish, complete with an airtight sealed lid to keep contents fresh while subtly suggesting you may have read too much history.\u003cbr\u003e\nFinished with the signature Crackpottery ceramic teacup mark, because even infamous reputations deserve proper branding.\u003cbr\u003e\nAt 11cm diameter (4\") x 12cm high (5\"), it’s the perfect size for tea, coffee, sugar, biscuits, or any entirely harmless household contents you’d like to store with a distinctly sinister flourish.\u003cbr\u003e\nA gloriously inappropriate addition to goth kitchens, apothecary-inspired shelves, dark academia spaces, or as a gift for someone whose sense of humour leans elegantly homicidal.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis jar is made from cream ceramic with black printed wording, features an airtight seal lid, and is fully functional as well as decorative. Hand wash recommended.\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note: Listing is for one jar only. Contents not included. Historical notoriety remains complimentary.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53965636927826,"sku":"ET-4503855889","price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/2896\/6738\/files\/il_fullxfull.8060032449_97fq.jpg?v=1783614010"},{"product_id":"hemlock-stoneware-apothecary-jar","title":"Hemlock Stoneware apothecary jar","description":"Stoneware Apothecary Jar – “Hemlock”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClassic, deadly and refined. This jar pays homage to the poison that silenced philosophers and still looks damn good on a gothic shelf. Perfect for dark botanists, witchy souls and anyone who likes their decor with a hint of danger.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade from sturdy vintage-style stoneware with bold black lettering. 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This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Mary Jane” in crisp black print, perfect for herbs, tea, or whatever helps you achieve inner peace and outer giggles.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStanding around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s the ideal size for your kitchen shelf, curiosity cabinet, or secret stash spot. 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